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She One Ring’d on my Them All till I Bound Them
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Why do I wake up at 2 AM, scream profanities directly at my wall and then break my own leg? Three words: new Wes Anderson
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No matter how much I boil them, these noodles* will not soften! Ridiculous! *broken-off stalactites
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RT @CSMFHT: 1 Year anniversary of this coming to our attention https://t.co/I6rinepZQX
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Just got my sadness inoculation.
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I saw a dog eating soup
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Opened the door to the basement - it was utterly filled (the entire basement, to the top of the stairs) with Watto action figures
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Had one of those “Last day of college class and I didn’t do any of the reading” anxiety dreams. Realized a few min… https://t.co/Fb91dV5k1T
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We never went to Florida - it was filmed on a Burbank soundstage.
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I can levitate* at will. *only in a crucifix stance while playing “Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence.